Yeah, I'm by myself at work today. So here we go, let's see if I can do this. xD I shall use the original Star Wars characters from an RP a long, long time ago. XD It's not really going to be right, but whatever. I'm bored.

Note: They're not all mine, but they were all involved in the same RP at one point or another.

Choose twelve of your original characters in any particular order (NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE!). Then, answer the questions that follow and don't forget to tag a couple of people when you're finished.

1. Sabon Ma
2. Lian Ma
3. Keed'kak
4. Shneep
5. Ryella
6. Razmir Ma
7. Trifinta
8. Demma Moll
9. Master Dactari
10. Darth Malice
11. The Sith spirit that possessed Keed'kak. (XD)
12. Erthma the Hutt

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01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
11, probably. XD You don't want to fail his class, though.

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02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Um. He's dead. XD He was too young for me anyway.


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03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
I somehow doubt that a Hutt could send a Jedi on a mission, unless the Jedi wanted to. But um... if it were to happen... Erthma'd probably send Demma to Kessel for one reason or another.
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04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
How To Be A Tree
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05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
...Neither. They're brothers. But Lian is the older one.

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06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
...Ryella would probably choose Dactari over Darth Malice. She's not evil. xD
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07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
...I highly doubt Trifinta and Lian would enjoy eating with a Hutt. So they wouldn't eat. But they'd probably talk about trade, and Erthma would praise the hell out of Trifinta and Lian. Because Hutts do that stuff to powerful beings. x3

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08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Keed'kak would probably whip Darth Malice. Keed'kak is much older and has had experiences from both the Light and the Dark sides.

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09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would she/he get it back?
Demma would probably be upset about it, but not really let it show. The two didn't quite live in the same time, however. Demma would have been Sabon Ma's mother-in-law had she not been brutally slaughtered by Keed'kak. xD
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10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
...I can't even imagine what a Hutt would desire most, besides food and hookahs. xD So maybe... "Sex, Drugs and Hutt Food" XD


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11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Sabon Ma would have had to rescue Shneep from Keed'kak, before Keed'kak killed him. xD Shneep only lived for one paragraph.
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12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
o_o I'd probably stare at her. Neither of us would say much.
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13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I would make him come be my big fluffy kitty. xD
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14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Uh no. 11 didn't last long either. xD

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15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Lian would probably side with Ryella, because she's intelligent and sexy. Meanwhile, Shneep is still dead.
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16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"Within hate and anger lies the true power of the Force" or something like that.

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17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
"Die Die My Darling" by Metallica. Just 'cause the only time she really used was during a flashback to her murder. xD

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18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Erthma the Hutt. Because he's a Hutt. Sabon Ma would use the food as leverage, and his son Razmir would follow his lead.
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19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
XD
Lian Ma, and Darth Malice. A match made in Hell.
"Don't zap me plz." XD


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20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Being an escaped slave.

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21) What is 6's secret?
He didn't really have any secrets.

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22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
11, because he's a spirit. xP And trees don't race. XD

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23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Uh. Either or.

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24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3 , who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

-What title would you give this fic?
Sabon Ma and Master Dactari reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Shneep's sinister secret organization. Sith spirit volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that she is actually a spy for Shneep. Meanwhile, Shneep has kidnapped Erthma in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Ryella, they seek out Keed'kak, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.


I would call it a clone of just about every other Star Wars story. XD

This has been interesting.