Once again, my family violated this retarded laptop and leaves it to me to fix. I just turned it on and already I got virus warnings, pop ups and other random crap that Spybot seems unable to get rid of.

ADULT FRIEND FINDER: GET LAID TODAY. Oh yes. My seven-year-old sister uses this computer.

OMGCRITICIALSYSTEMERROR (J/K We just said that so you'd click on the balloon and come to our site to buy our product.)

WTF. xP

*gets out the Windows discs*