ROFLI don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your apartment and I saw you carve your initials into my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Jay
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Stupefied
Devious Comments
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~Don't have sex... you will get pregnant and DIE!~
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*throws cookies at you*
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Im in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your apartment and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that santa doesnt exist. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations .
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
-Christine-
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